---Broken Brain---
I am an amateur. If you want top-tier douchebag lampooning, go read the works of DB1 at Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
That said, it seems to my beady little eyes that "fashion" is in a death-spiral. It's like guys are running around trying as hard as they can to look like total cockswine. I see people every day dressed in ways that are not OK, and here are the ten most not OK things of them all.
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---Broken Brain---
Besides you, of course. Unless you fall into one of these categories, which you probably do. It seems more and more every day like damned near everyone on the internet is just around to piss me off. You'll notice that a lot of these groups have equivalent groups in the real world (and on the Real World). They are often even more annoying on the internet, though, because it's way harder to punch them.
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---Broken Brain---
Everyone hates celebrities. It's replaced baseball as our national pastime, because it's way more fun. Actually wanting to perpetrate violence on them, though, is a whole different thing. These are the celebrities that I despise so viscerally that I think that I would actually kick their asses given half a chance. Yeah, I've got issues. I'm working on it. So here are the ten celebrities whose faces I kinda wanna smash:
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