Broken Brain is just some insufferable jagoff. He doesn't know anything about anything, but he's going to try his hardest to ram his worthless opinions down your ugly throat. He loves tons of really bad music. He likes some good stuff too, but that is purely incidental. He hates films, but he sure does like movies. He likes old video games. He tries very hard not to fill his tiny broken brain with a bunch of useless knowledge about crap like musicians, styles of art, and directors. He believes very adamantly that Goldeneye is the greatest first-person shooter ever created. The only thing in the world that he hates more than Preston Mantooth is you and your stupid opinions.
Preston Mantooth is a pretentious prick. He thinks he knows absolutely everything about music and art and film and all that crap. He believes in the artistic value of zombie films, as well as their usefulness to prepare the world for the Coming Zombie Apocalypse. He mostly only listens to really good music, mostly stuff that you wouldn't have heard of. Maybe he'll make you a mixed CD or something, if you want to learn about good stuff to listen to. He also believes that Goldeneye is the greatest first-person shooter ever created, though he generally prefers something with more storyline. He probably even owns a PS3 or something. The only thing that he hates more than Broken Brain is you and your stupid opinions.
Preston and Brain have been friends for years. Probably because nobody else can stand them.
Creative Self-Loathing administers the site and does all the dumb shit that neither of these guys are smart enough to take care of.
Contact us:
Broken Brain: the.brain.is.broken[at]gmail.com
Preston Mantooth: PrestonMantooth[at]gmail.com
Creative Self-Loathing: creativeselfloathing[at]gmail.com
