Brain and Preston are endless fonts of bullshit, but sometimes they're willing to listen to other people for a little bit, if only for the opportunity to make fun of them. If you've got an idea for a list, or if you'd like to try your hand at writing a guest post, send an email to the.brain.is.broken[at]gmail.com. We'll take a look at it, and if we think we can use it, we might (with credit given). We reserve the right to mock you mercilessly. It's kind of what we do.