---Broken Brain---
I am an amateur. If you want top-tier douchebag lampooning, go read the works of DB1 at Hot Chicks with Douchebags.
That said, it seems to my beady little eyes that "fashion" is in a death-spiral. It's like guys are running around trying as hard as they can to look like total cockswine. I see people every day dressed in ways that are not OK, and here are the ten most not OK things of them all.