If you don't think that Muhammad Ali is the Greatest of All Time, then you should probably not continue reading. Not because this will offend you, but because I'm guessing you're too lame to continue existing for much longer, so you should go enjoy the tiny amount of time you have left. Or maybe you should read these stunning quotes, and it will make you less lame. Muhammad Ali was the greatest boxer ever. He was possibly the greatest athlete in American sports history. Rarely has an athlete dominated as he did. He is also a philosopher and impressively wise man. More than anything, he is probably the Greatest Talker of Smack to ever grace the English language, and God Bless him for it.
11.) If you even dream of beating me you'd better wake up and apologize.
10.) I am the greatest, I said that even before I knew I was.
9.) Wars of nations are fought to change maps. But wars of poverty are fought to map change.
8.) I am America. I am the part you won't recognize. But get used to me. Black, confident, cocky; my name, not yours; my religion, not yours; my goals, my own; get used to me.
7.) I'm so fast that last night I turned off the light switch in my hotel room and was in bed before the room was dark.
6.) It isn't the mountains ahead to climb that wear you out; it's the pebble in your shoe.
5.) It's just a job. Grass grows, birds fly, waves pound the sand. I beat people up.
4.) A man who views the world the same at fifty as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
3.) It's not bragging if you can back it up.
2.) My way of joking is to tell the truth. That's the funniest joke in the world.
1.) I done wrestled with an alligator, I done tussled with a whale; handcuffed lightning, thrown thunder in jail; only last week, I murdered a rock, injured a stone, hospitalised a brick; I'm so mean I make medicine sick.
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