---Broken Brain---
Iron Man came out this weekend. This is probably the early beginning of the summer movie season, which means that it's time to look back on last year. It's kind of like an awards show, only I choose movies that are actually good. I'm a rebel that way.
Last year was a great one for movies; 2007 dropped some of the best movies of all time right on my face. Which is good, because it kicked me in the nuts with some of the worst. I mean, come on: black spooge from space is the Venom story you're using? Pfft.
Fortunately, the following Top Ten Best Movies of 2007 is based on the best origin story ever: me writing it. Admittedly, I haven't seen every movie that came out in 2007. Not even close. That doesn't matter. I'm right, you're wrong (unless you agree), and these are the Ten Best Movies of 2007:
Warning: Possible Spoilers ahead. But they're for movies from last year, so it's totally OK.